I apologize if this offends you, but I literally was just about falling out in the floor laughing at this audio when I received it attached to an email.
This reminds me of Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor. He used to have such fun with the Lutherans.
In searching for more information, I found an absolutely funny blog that runs in the same vein named The Adventures of Ole and Lena.
Let's do a "let's pretend" here and imagine we have just boarded Luthern Airlines when over the speaker we hear this.
I really don't think I would have found this nearly as funny without Garrison Keillor's many insights into what the Minnesota Lutherans were/are like – at least the humorous side of them.
People who read my blog — anyone out there? — know I certainly hop around from subject to subject, but I feel compelled to say, it's not my intention to single out any particular denomination with this post except for the fact I don't know how to do it without saying what it is.