As Goldilocks tries to enjoy the outdoors in the Redneck Riviera close to the beach and on the beaches, she may need at least a jacket because today, for instance, is another day that will not even reach into the 70s.
Goldilocks may have been disappointed in all the rain last summer that drove little critters like mice inside to avoid drowning, only to be met with traps and di-Con.
This so-called spring has some of the azaleas already spent while others have not blossomed yet.
Baldwin County schools do not have their Spring Break until the week before Easter.
It will be interesting to see how chilly the Easter sunrise services will be.
To end on a positive note, it is not likely any bears will frighten Goldilocks this far south...